Dead Men Tell No Tales S/S Tee
Regular price$32 Sale priceBuilt for the fearless, those who dive headfirst into the unknown and dare the abyss to strike back. The design features a menacing skull, wrapped tight in the crushing grip of a monstrous octopus, rising from the depths. The bold, cracked lettering of “Dead Men Tell No Tales” drives home the message—if you’re not ready to face the deep, stay on the shore.
Rendered in raw, bloodstained reds and bone-chilling blacks, this design screams maritime brutality. It’s rugged, unrelenting, and unapologetically hardcore, perfect for those who thrive where others fear to tread.
- 100% premium ring-spun cotton
- Side-seamed
- Shoulder taping
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Unisex sizing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
This shirt is built tough from pre-shrunk fabric, guaranteeing it'll fit true to size. A little shrinkage in the wash is normal. If you're all about that relaxed vibe, think about going up a size. Got questions about sizing? Hit us up at help@tidejunkies.com. We're here to hook you up with the perfect fit.
You can also reference our size guide for t-shirts.
That's right! Spend $99 or more on your order (before tax) and you'll score free shipping to the Continental US.
*Shipping to Hawaii is calculated at checkout.
Sometimes, even with our best efforts, things don't always go as planned. We get it—absolute satisfaction isn't always guaranteed. If you're not totally stoked with your purchase within 30 days, we're open to returns, but there are a few conditions. The item has to be in pristine condition, unchanged, and in its original packaging because we're all about keeping it top-notch.
Your purchase removes 1 lb of plastic waste from the environment.
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Tide Junkies is an brand exclusively built for true and tried ocean addicts, hardcore anglers, surfers, sandbar connoisseurs and your everyday beach bums.